kristin has been a bad kristin
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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