i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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