so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
If I die, sorry about rent.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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