I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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