i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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