There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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