so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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