Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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