I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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