Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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