I'm going to jail i love you
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
they need to just BURY HIM!
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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