Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just had sex bonerless
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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