He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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