I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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