We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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