he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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