Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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