Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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