well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
my sisters under your porch take her home
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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