I don't usually arrange sex via text message
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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