This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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