Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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