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when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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