Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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