If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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