gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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