Three words: puerto rican gang bang
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
honey bunches of taint.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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