There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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