what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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