at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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