if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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