I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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