My brain says no but my pants say off.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
