He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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