I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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