i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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