It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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