HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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