...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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