But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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