i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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