yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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