let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
