Its about making memories worth repressing
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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I need you to use more vowels.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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