That's intense
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
time to smoke my breakfast
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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