don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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