I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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