This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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