I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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