We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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