Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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