You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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