porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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