hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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