What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I think a kid would responsible me up
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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