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and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
how do flat chested girls get laid?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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