I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Randomize
