Dual....:-)
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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